Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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