belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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