i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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