I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Let's get the cat blown out
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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