She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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