I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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