But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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