therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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