he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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