please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
why is half of my head shaved?
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