So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize