I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
