What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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