belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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