Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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