I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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