i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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