It's like a parade of train wrecks.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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