Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
