Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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