Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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