She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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