i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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