its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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