That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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