Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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