The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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