That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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