I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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