Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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