...so i touched it.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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