at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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