Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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