So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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