Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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