Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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