she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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