This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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