Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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