girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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