Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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