i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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