office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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