Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury

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(765): View more from Indiana

You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one

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(917): View more from New York City

Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics

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(937): View more from Ohio

Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"

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(913): View more from Kansas

If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.

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(407): View more from Florida

I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.

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(712): View more from Iowa

I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”

(563): View more from Iowa

A gentleman AND a scholar

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