Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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