She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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