So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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