North Korea, Best Korea!
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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