i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
