Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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