Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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