Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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