I could have mohawked her pubes.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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