another moral hangover. fuck.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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