And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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